Painkiller Hell & Damnation
It's 6 years old so it should run on any one of our machines. It does look like fun. I'm really nostalgic for the old Blood series and this looks closer to it than anything else I've seen.
I picked up the "Complete Pack" which includes all the DLC: $14 (%80 off) If I like it I'll be glad I got all the extra goodies.
If I hate it, oh well I probably won't learn my lesson and will be stupid again in the future because I'm a dumbass. 
